why do straight boys walk so slow
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
remember when every white girl took pictures like this with her bffs
"Some believe that before the universe there was nothing, They're wrong. There was dorkness, and it has survived."
WHEREIN TONY IS A STRONG, INDEPENDENT HEROINE
bruce banner is literally going “what the fuck is this shit. i didnt sign up for this”
meanwhile pepper has resorted to drinking her troubles away
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face -forever.” - George Orwell
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP