Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

Blame the Strider
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:


easily my favorite picture in the world

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world

all-dem-feels-asdfghjkl:

fitinyourdreams:

Cake or collar bones dry thinning hair??

Pizza or a thigh gap dry peeling skin??
Ice cream or hip bones dull eyes??
Food or a nice body death??

Think before you eat encourage others to throw their lives away by posting your pro-ana shit all over the internet where vulnerable naive teenagers can read and imitate your illness that you don’t even possess. 

this needs more notes

satans-fabulous-blog:

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

The puns are pretty sick.

satans-fabulous-blog:

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

The puns are pretty sick.

officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

coatfloat:

That’s a nice otp you got there 

it’d be a shame if one WAS BRUTALLY EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THE OTHER

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

trolltina:

A+ parenting

tagged: #ahs  #omg 

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

turntnip:

gym class

image

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.Which zodiac sign did you see first?

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?