playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

snorlaxatives:

do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

very clear water

this fucked me up

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

very clear water

this fucked me up

daenerystargayren:

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"

The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

nuclearblog:

wow are we just gonna stand for this
whovians grab your pay phones
supernaturals grab your ghosts

nuclearblog:

wow are we just gonna stand for this

whovians grab your pay phones

supernaturals grab your ghosts

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

a-little-bit-of-art:

A young boy stands in his room, little did he know that this action would change many lives

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

tagged: #MOTHER  #FUCKING  #GEESE 

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

Anonymous asked: Fuck, Marry, or Kill: Dave Strider, John Egbert, and Jade Harley

NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOT KILLING ANY OF MY BABIES. However, I will marry all of them. And fuck Dave.